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[[Stick figure is sitting at a desk with a computer, typing]]
Monitor: People try to shut us d-d-down
just 'cause our music gets around
[[Stick figure is standing on his chair and typing with his keyboard across his hip.]]
Monitor: Old folks act like total noobs
get off our net; _you_ block the tubes
[[Stick figure is really wailing on the keyboard.]]
Monitor: Why don't you all just d-d-disconnect
and don't try an' grok our d-d-dialect
[[Stick figure smashes the keyboard into the monitor.]]
Monitor: I'm not tryin' to cause a big s-s-sensation
I'm just bloggin' bout my generation
{{alt: Trivia: Roger Daltry originally wrote "Don't try an' Digg what we all say' but erased the second 'g' when he moved to reddit.}}
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