[[There is a politician speaking at a podium, which sports an American flag.]]
[[In front of the speaker there is a crowd of people listening. In the middle of the crowd a man is standing up holding a sign reading "[CITATION NEEDED]" in blue underlined text, as in Wikipedia articles.]]
{{title text: SEMI-PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION}}
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