A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.
Special 10th anniversary edition of WHAT IF?—revised and annotated with brand-new illustrations and answers to important questions you never thought to ask—coming from November 2024. Preorder here!
I want to be brave enough to tell you how I feel.
I want to say "I love you" _before_ I hang up the phone for once.
I want to drive all night with you, listening to mix tapes, not caring where we end up.
Oh, and I also really want to get with your sister.
I mean, DAMN.
{{title text: Well, she's pretty hot.}}
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