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{{My hobby:}}
When the police bust drug hideouts, I sneak in and hide. Then I jump out and startle them into shooting me so they lose points.
[[A dead body on the ground in a pool of blood, with "-100" over it]]
{{Alt: The only one of these games I really played was Area 51)}}
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