[[Picture of a suburban house, with lines pointing to various aspects]]
High bathroom window: probably secure.
Outer door: secure.
picture window: VELOCIRAPTOR ENTRY POINT!
Narrator: It's been over a decade since Jurassic Park opened, and I still size up buildings for their potential as shelter against velociraptor attacks.
{{title text: You're probably thinking, 'has it been a decade'? It's been over thirteen years, buddy.}}
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