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[[Two men stand and talk to one another.]]
First man: Where's my fucking jacket?
[[Second man indicates something behind him.]]
Second man: Over there, next to your regular one.
First man: My what?
Second man: Never mind.
{{Title text: We have this conversation at least once a day in my apartment}}
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