[[Hatguy and a girl are sitting in a train across from each other. Hatguy is writing in a journal.]]
Hatguy: <<blush>>
Girl: I see what you did there.
[[Girl stands up.]]
Girl: You were trying to open me up so you could hurt my feelings.
Girl: You like to hurt people.
[[Girl walks closer.]]
Girl: Well, I like to hurt people too. And you know what?
[[Girl is in Hatguy's face.]]
Girl: *whispering* I'm better at it than you.
Girl: I'm about to hurt you more than you could ever hurt me.
Girl: See, I just saw right through you.
Girl: Alone of all the people you'll ever meet, I understand you-
[[Girl hits Hatguy's hat so it falls off.]]
[[Hatguy is surprised.]]
[[Girl catches Hatguy's hat and puts it on.]]
Girl: -and you'll never see me again.
[[Girl exeunt frame left.]]
[[The Guy Formerly Wearing a Hat sits alone on the train.]]
{{alt-text: That's my hat! You took my hat!}}
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