{"month": "3", "num": 552, "link": "", "year": "2009", "news": "", "safe_title": "Correlation", "transcript": "[[A man is talking to a woman]]\nMan: I used to think correlation implied causation.\nMan: Then I took a statistics class.  Now I don't.\nWoman: Sounds like the class helped.\nMan: Well, maybe.\n{{Title text: Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'.}}", "alt": "Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'.", "img": "https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/correlation.png", "title": "Correlation", "day": "6"}