[[Two commentators sit behind a desk.]]
Commentator 1: A weighted random number generator just produced a new batch of numbers.
Commentator 2: Let's use them to build narratives!
ALL SPORTS COMMENTARY
{{Title text: Also, all financial analysis. And, more directly, D&D.}}
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