{"month": "8", "num": 3283, "link": "", "year": "2026", "news": "", "safe_title": "Size and Lifespan", "transcript": "", "alt": "With their 13 years recording and performing together and two humans worth of mass, the White Stripes are sandwiched neatly between gray wolves and blue whales.", "img": "https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/size_and_lifespan.png", "title": "Size and Lifespan", "day": "10"}