[[What follows is a bunch of names, all in an ULTIMATE SINGLE ELIMINATION BRACKET, like one might see for SPORTS like BATTLEBOTS or MARCH MADNESS.]]
[[on the left side]]
Louis armstrong
neil armstrong
lance armstrong
stretch armstrong
jeff gordon
jeff bridges
jeff daniels
jack daniels
orson welles
h.g. wells
george orwell
wells fargo
kurt russell
russell brand
russell crowe
russell simmons
richard simmons
gene simmons
gene hackman
hugh jackman
alan rickman
alan parsons
alan partridge
jenny mccarthy
joseph mccarthy
eugene mccarthy
eugene v.debs
gene wilder
olivia wilde
oscar wilde
oscar de la renta
oscar de la hoya
jack nicklaus
jack nicholson
phil mickelson
nicholas nickleby
ryan adams
bryan adams
chubby checker
fats domino
colin firth
colin farrell
will ferrell
the farrelly brothers
joseph gordon-levitt
jennifer love hewitt
danny glover
donald glover
donnie wahlberg
mark wahlberg
mark ruffalo
mark shuttleworth
[[on the right side]]
philip pullman
bill pullman
bill paxton
bill murray
dan aykroyd
ginger rogers
mister
fred astaire
rogers
mister spock
doctor spock
doctor octopus
doctor manhattan
doctor strangelove
doctor strnage
dr. no
the doctor
cory doctorow
jerry lee lewis
jerry lewis
jenny lewis
xeni jardin
chris evans
chris hemsworth
chris pine
chris pratt
shallots
scallops
scallions
sioxsie sioux
suzanne vega
tom arnold
arnold palmer
amanda palmer
wes craven
wes anderson
paul thomas anderson
poul anderson
sir walter scott
sir walter raleigh
sir francis drake
frank drake
drake
van halen
van morrison
van wilder
robert van winkle
rip van winkle
rip torn
natalie imbruglia
the body shop
bath and body works
bed bath and beyond
beyond thunderdome
beyoncé
{{Title text: I'm staring at the "doctor" section, and I can't help but feel like I've forgotten someone.}}
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