Keyboard Mash

[[A person walks toward their computer desk as the screen indicates "new chat message."]] [[The screen shows a text conversation (where lines are contained in speech bubble boxes) between White Hat Guy and the first person.]] WHG: Can't sleep. Stupid dogs keep barking. FJAFJKLDWSKF7JKFDJ FP: Ugh, I'm sorry. Maybe you could... ...OK, wait. I have to ask. How did you hit a "7" in the middle there? WHG: Huh? I was just randomly keyboard mashing. FP: Sorry, right. WHG: Anyway, FP: ...I know this is silly, but like... all your hands were clearly on the home row. I don't get how one finger could have stretched up to the "7." WHG: Why do you always fixate on these bizarre details? FG: I don't know. Sorry. WHG: It's weird, is all. [[A giant spider dangles from the ceiling, typing at a laptop on a desk, while White Hat Guy is suspended upside down, wrapped in spider thread. The chair lies on the floor on its side. The conversation continues on the computer.]] Spider:I am a normal human typing with my human hands. FP: Yeah, of course. I know. ((MMM!! MMPH!!!)) {{Title text: WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.}}

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