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[[A checklist, with the boxes lined up on the right-hand side and the names going down to their left.]]
The Very Large Telescope [
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The Extremely Large Telescope [
]
The Overwhelmingly Lare Telescome [
] (canceled)
The Oppressively Colossal Telescope [ ]
The Mind-numbingly Vast Telescope [ ]
The Despair Telescope [ ]
The Cataclysmic Telescope [ ]
The Telescope of Devastation [ ]
The Nightmare Scope [ ]
The Infinite Telescope [ ]
The Final Telescope [ ]
{{Title text: The Thirty Meter Telescope will be renamed The Flesh-Searing Eye on the Volcano.}}
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