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[[A woman and a man are out for a walk.]]
Woman: Horace Lamb said he would have two questions for God: Why quantum mechanics, and why turbulence?
Man: I'd have just one: What did Miss Susie's steamboat DO?!
{{Title text: What sins could possibly darken the heart of a STEAMBOAT? I asked The Shadow, but he says he only covers men.}}
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