[[Darth Vader is speaking to Luke Skywalker while holding what appears to be an unactivated light saber.]]
Darth Vader:
I See You Have Constructed A New Light Saber.
Luke: ...yes. That is definitely what I did.
Vader finds Luke's fleshlight.
{{Title text: Don't turn it on.}}
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