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NASA Press Conference

[[Someone stands at a podium with the NASA logo on it, speaking.]] Spokesperson: That concludes the press conference. Any questions? - Yes, you, from... it just says "The News"? [[With a crowd of nondescript people behind him, White Beret speaks into a microphone.]] WB: Hi! I have a microphone so I'm real loud now. - How does this Mars data compare to data from other fields? Like medicine? Or sports? [[The spokesperson responds from out of panel, we still see White Beret with the microphone.]] Spokesperson: That question makes no sense. WB: If there's water on Mars, is it ruined? - Or will it be okay when it dries out? Spokesperson: Any other questions? [[A far side-view of spokesperson at the podium facing a crowd of various people, including White Beret.]] WB: What were those guys hassling Luke in the Mos Eisley cantina trying to accomplish? I felt like I was supposed to understand that. Spokesperson: Anyone else ? Other person: That's now my question, too. Another person: Were they just picking a fight? Other person: If so, why did... {{Title text: Why are we spending billions to ruin Mars with swarms of robots when Elon Musk has promised to ruin Mars for a FRACTION of the cost?}}

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