HOW TO
Absurd Scientific Answers to
Common Real-world Problems

Watson Medical Algorithm

[[A figure stands by a pit, while a woman is in the pit opening a container. There's a shovel and some earth to the side.]] Woman: All right, let's open the time capsule. [[The lid is off the capsule. Inside is Beret Guy.]] Beret guy: Hi! Woman: Where did you come from?! Beret guy: The past! I traveled here in this time machine. Figure: How did you... get here from the past? Beret guy: I dunno. I couldn't not. Figure: But... what did you eat? Beret guy: Newspapers, mostly. [[Beret guy holds up a hammer.]] Beret guy: Anyway, I'm here to kill Hitler. Woman: But he died long ago! Beret guy: Oh, good! That was easy. Want to get sandwiches? Do you still have sandwiches? {{Title text: Oh no, I changed the future and now I'm disappearing! Wait, never mind, it was just my hat slipping down over my eyes.}}

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