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[[Alone at a desk. Our hero.]]
Hero: I want to make a twitter bot. I bet it's not too hard.
[[A series of internet searches are made.]]
Search: how to write a twitter bot
Search: python twitter library
Search: machine library
Search: cloudhosting
Search: bot troubleshooting
Search: locked out of ec2 instance
Search: bot changed own password?
[[Now running for his life, he--]]
Search: how to fight a bot
[[Gunshots. Mayhem. He runs, taking only what he can carry.]]
Search: cheap flights australia
{{Title text: PYTHON FLAG ENABLE THREE LAWS}}
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