Narrator: The best part of getting older is gonna be intentionally misusing slang around teenagers just to watch them squirm.
Man: Oh man, that song is so pwned!
Adolescent: <<twitch>>
{{title text: It slowly dawns on us that our parents knew exactly what they were doing.}}
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