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[[Text: We had a fight last night.]]
[[A guy is sitting in a sofa, head in both hands, feeling upset.]]
[[Text: I guess she's still mad.]]
[[A girl is standing with arms crossed in front of her chest, with the same mood.]]
[[Text: I woke up to find she'd written a sappy love note]]
[[The guy is standing in front of a computer, with a cup in his hand.]]
[[Text: to my boot sector.]]
[[The cup now lies on the floor, the guy is looking at the computer with disbelief.]]
Computer: Operating system not found
{{title-text: And she put sweet nothings in all my .conf files. It'll take me forever to get X working again.}}
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