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[[In a delivery room]]
Doctor: There's the head... he's looking at me... Wait, he's crawling back into the womb.
Mother: What?!
Doctor: Yeah, it's the darnedest thing.
Mother: Um, what does it mean?
Doctor: My guess? Six more weeks of winter.
{{title text: Ma'am, I admit that wasn't in the best taste, but you have to admire my delivery! Ha ha, get it? Oh God, don't throw those syringes! Your baby's fine!}}
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