Absurd Scientific Answers to
Common Real-world Problems
The Staple Madness
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Man with Beret: I FOUND MEGAN'S STAPLE GUN! [[holds up staple gun]]
Man: [[holding forehead]] OH NO.
Man: [[outside of the panel]] OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU--
Man with Beret: [[kneeling at laptop, stapling DVD to laptop]] INSTALLING DEBIAN! <<KA CHUNK>>
Man with Beret: SANDWICHES! <<ka CHUNK ka CHUNK>>
Man with Beret: [[running with staple gun]] MUST AFFIX EVERYTHING TO EVERYTHING
<<ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK>>
[[Megan enters holding tote bag]]
Megan: ...HAVE YOU BEEN ABUSING MY STAPLE GUN?
Man with Beret: NO.
God: [[outside of scene, as voice from above]] YES!
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