[[A man checks a computer terminal, another man is running off in the opposite direction.]]
Man 1: The raptor fences are down. They're loose.
Man 2: I'll get a broom and dustpan.
Caption: Jurassic Park got a lot less scary when the researchers discovered they could ativate the gene for extreme dwarfism.
{{Title text: If at least one person has a nightmare about being swarmed by hundreds of mouse-sized dromaeosaurids, my work will have been done.}}
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