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[[Man is at computer. Woman is standing behind him, looking at clothes on the floor.]]
Woman: Is this a three wolf moon shirt?
Woman: Dude, 2009 called, and they--
Man: OH MY GOD!
Man: DID YOU WARN THEM?
Man: ABOUT HAITI AND JAPAN?
Woman: What? No, I--
Man: You ASSHOLE!
{{Title text: 2017 called, but I couldn't understand what they were saying over all the screams.}}
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