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[[Three people stand together singing Christmas carols.]]
Carolers (in unison): Good king Wenceslas looked out on the--
[[Hat man leans out of an above ground window.]]
Hat man: King Wenceslas massacred my people.
[[The carolers stand in silence.]]
{{Title text: For a thousand generations we vowed never to forget how his soldiers feasted on our brother Stephen.}}
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