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Person 1: You know those weird noises coming from my attic? Turns out some raccoons got in and were operating this, like, raccoon sex dungeon.
Person 2: ...dot tumblr cot com.
For me, "...Dot tumblr dot com" has been gradually replacing "would be a good name for a band."
{{Title text: Dot Tumblr Dot Com, on the other hand, would be an awful name for a band, if only because of how hard it would be to direct people to your band's website.}}
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