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[[Two people are walking along]]
Person 1: I broke up with him yesterday
Person 2: That weird guy with the beret? Did he take it okay?
Person 1: He seemed upset. He went out to my car-
Person 2 ((interjecting)): uh oh
Person 1: -and spent the whole night painting a really detailed key on the side
Person 2: ..wait what?
[[Image of a person in a beret painting a giant key on the side of a car]]
Person 1: Then he woke me up to ask what I thought of it. He looked really proud.
Person 2: I ... is he playing revenge mind games?
Person 1; I genuinely can't tell if he remembers that we broke up.
{{Title text: I was sure he was just getting revenge, but then he did the same thing to Carrie Underwood. Then he mailed me a scone. I think I'm giving up dating.}}
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