[[An unbuxom waitress begins to serve some customers at a table]]
Waitress: ..and on Tuesdays we offer endless wings.
White Beret Guy: Haha, cool. i have those.
Waitress: You what?
[[White Beret Guy sprouts a pair of wings]]
Waitress: AAAAA!!
[[White Beret Guy's wings start getting longer]]
Everyone: AAAAAAA
[[Wings start to extend into space out from the earth]]
*Really* Everyone: AAAAAAAA
{{Title text: Try our bottomless drinks and fall forever!}}
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