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[[A woman approaches a guy in a white beret, who appears to be doing a handstand on the lawn.]]
Woman: What are you doing?
Beret: Clinging to the ceiling of a bottomless abyss.
[[The woman walks past him.]]
Woman: You are very odd.
[[The woman towards a mailbox.]]
[[As she passes the mailbox, she looks up.]]
[[This panel appears to be upside down. The woman is clinging to the mailbox, and a woman with a ponytail approaches her.]]
Ponytail: What's wrong?
Woman: I looked down.
{{Title text: I dropped a bird and I didn't hear it hit bottom.}}
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