Nothing to Offer
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[[An old-fashioned radio sits atop a dresser.]]
Radio: I have nothing to offer but
Radio: blood, toil, tears, sweat,
Radio: spit, bile, vomit, urine,
[[The space above the dresser and behind the radio is filled with names of bodily fluids and excretions, some partially obscured by the radio.]]
mucus, semen, earwax,
lymph, gastric acid,
sebum, pus, endolymph,
intracellular fluid,
blood plasma, vitreous
humo[ ]eces,
pleu[ ]uid,
chly[ ]al
flui[ ]d
{{Title text: cerebrospinal fluid, pericardial fluid, sputum, aqueous humor, perilymph, chyme, hydatid fluid, interstitial fluid, rheum, and gin.}}
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