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[[A man sits at a desk, typing a diary entry.]]
February 4th: Departed the mouth of the Lena river, heading south. It has been nearly half an hour and still no sign of civilisation. The scroll wheel tempts me, but I will not cheat.
<<Click click click>>
{{Title text: I'm pretty sure I've logged more hours in Google Maps over the past decade than in any game.}}
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