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[[Two figures stand facing each other. One is wearing sunglasses.]]
Figure with sunglasses: If you're havin' Perl problems I feel bad for you, son-
Figure with sunglasses: I got 99 problems,
Figure with sunglasses: so I used regular expressions.
Figure with sunglasses: Now I have 100 problems.
{{Title text: To generate #1 albums, 'jay --help' recommends the -z flag.}}
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