[[Two figures stand talking to each other.]]
Figure: Well, you know what they say. The past is a foreign country-
Hat guy: -with an outdated military and huge oil reserves! Hmmm...
{{Title text: If history has taught us anything, we can use that information to destroy it.}}
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