[[A figure sits on a hill reading a book.]]
[[The figure remains engrossed in the book. A balloon begins to descend behind him.]]
[[The figure continues reading. The balloon is getting lower.]]
[[The balloon is now right behind the figure's ear.]]
Balloon: Internet.
Figure: Augh!
[[The man throws the book in surprise.]]
[[The balloon ascends rapidly, while the startled figure looks up.]]
{{Title text: I run a business selling rural internet access. My infrastructure consists of a bunch of Verizon wifi hotspots that I sign up for and then cancel at the end of the 14-day return period.}}
xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 3±1 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.