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[[A figure sits at a desk using a computer, conversing with an off-screen woman.]]
Woman: Is it going to rain this weekend? I have a thing.
Man: Lemme check.
<<Type type>>
Man: ... Uhh. What?
((Ten small panels are presented, each one with a picture describing that day's weather.))
Your 10 day forecast:
[[Today: A sun. Tomorrow: A sun obscured by grey clouds. Friday: Three grey clouds with a single lightning bolt. Saturday: Giant grey clouds; 7 lightning bolts. Sunday: a huge swarm of flies. Monday: Three stick figures with elongated bodies; one seems to be holding his head in pain. Tuesday: A figure is silhouetted against a dull red-brown glow; he seems to be wearing a huge-winged helmet. Tuesday: white noise. Tuesday: complete black. Tuesday: complete black.]]
[[The woman has walked up to the figure at the desk.]]
Woman: ... Oh! You typed a minus sign in the zip code. The negative zip codes are all like that.
Man: Let's *never* move there.
{{Title text: Oh, definitely not; they don't have Amazon Prime.}}
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