[[We see a shelf. On it, from left to right, are: a bag of fruit gushers; a juicer; a bottle of bright red liquid; a bottle of bright blue liquid; and another bottle of bright red liquid.]]
"Oh yeah, juicers are great! I use mine all the time."
{{Title text: But the rind is where all the vitamins are!}}
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