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[[A figure walks on screen, holding a phone, and starts talking to black hat guy.]]
Figure: Did you get my texts?
Black hat guy: You should install this keyboard I found.
Figure: What? Why? Is it better than SwiftKey?
Black hat guy: In some ways.
[[Black hat guy begins to walk off-panel.]]
Figure: Ok, installing... It's not working. The key area is blank-I can't type anything.
[[Black hat guy has left. The figure stares at their phone.]]
[[The figure lets their hand fall to their side.]]
Figure: ... Hey.
{{Title text: I'm always installing tons of weird experimental keyboards because it serves as a good reminder that nothing I was going to type was really worth the trouble.}}
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