A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.
Special 10th anniversary edition of WHAT IF?—revised and annotated with brand-new illustrations and answers to important questions you never thought to ask—coming from November 2024. Preorder here!
Substitutions that make reading the news more fun:
Witnesses â these dudes I know
Allegedly â kinda probably
New study â Tumblr post
Rebuild â avenge
Space â Spaaace
Google Glass â Virtual Boy
Smartphone â Pokédex
Electric â atomic
Senator â elf-lord
Car â cat
Election â eating contest
Congressional leaders â river spirits
Homeland Security â Homestar Runner
Could not be reached for comment â is guilty and everyone knows it
{{Title text: INSIDE ELON MUSK'S NEW ATOMIC CAT}}
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