[[Two people are conversing.]]
Person #1: Code written in Haskell is guaranteed to have no side effects.
Person #2: ...because no one will ever run it?
{{Title text: The problem with Haskell is that it's a language built on lazy evaluation and nobody's actually called for it.}}
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