[[A figure stands facing a desk, behind which another figure is sitting in a desk chair.]]
Standing Figure: It would start with five minutes of peeling lint from dryer traps, followed by an hour of pressing a lightsaber handle against things and switching it on. Then I'd retire to a life of luxury.
When people ask me to describe my dream job, I'm never sure how realistic to be.
{{Title text: They'd convince me to come out of retirement for one last job: biting into a giant lump of slightly soft wax a couple of times.}}
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