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[[Stick Man looks into a telescope. Dark Hair stands beside them and looks in the opposite direction.]]
SM: The distant planet Krypton is becoming unstable!
Out of Panel: WAAAAAA
DH: That crying baby is really annoying.
[[They look at each other.]]
[[A small rocket launches.]]
[[The rocket is headed toward Krypton. Kal-El's star-shaped ship is seen heading in the opposite direction.]]
[[Krypton explodes.]]
{{Title text: Their Sun and gravity will make you, uh, something, I guess. Out of earshot from Earth, mostly.}}
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