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[[Two fencers stand facing each other. The left one has his sword up; the right one keeps his lowered.]]
Left fencer: En garde!
Right fencer: OK.
Right fencer: No matter how long we know each other, when you ask "What are you thinking," I will always pause before answering.
Left fencer: Maybe a little less guarded?
Right fencer: No way. I've been hurt before.
{{Title text: 'Touch!' 'Nope, I sighed and stared at you with resignation, so I regained emotional right-of-way.'}}
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