[[A figure sits at a couch. Black hat guy walks up from behind, holding some paper.]]
Black hat guy: I discovered this weird trick for reducing your mortgage payments!
Figure: What?
Black hat guy: Sodium borohydride.
Figure: ... I hate you.
{{Title text: I tried oxidizing them, but your bank uses some really weird paper and it wouldn't light.}}
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