{{Title text: I was almost fired from a job driving the hearse in funeral processions, but then the funeral home realized how much business I was creating for them.}}
[[Man being interviewed at a desk by a woman]]
Man: My motto is "move fast and break things."
((below scene))
Jobs I've been fired from
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Fedex driver
Crane operator
Surgeon
Air traffic controller
Pharmacist
Museum curator
Waiter
Dog walker
Oil tanker captain
Violinist
Mars rover driver
Massage therapist
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