Santa

[[Two characters are walking and talking.]] Character: Say Santa eats a cookie at every few houses. That's hundreds of tons. By the end of the night, he should be a hulking seven-story behemoth. Character: But he's not. [[The characters stop and face one another.]] Second character: What are you... Character: Does Santa poop in our houses? [[They continue to walk.]] Second character: No way. Character: That mass must be going somewhere. Second character: He has that magic bag... Character: You think he poops in the bag of presents ? [[The second character gestures thoughtfully.]] Second character: Maybe instead of pooping in every few houses, he waits, and then in a few houses, he poops a lot . Character: And what if no one's been that naughty? Second character: He picks at random. The needs of the many... {{Title text: He probably just poops over the side of the sleigh.}}

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