Basketball Earth
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[[This comic consists of four rows of four panels each.]]
[[First row.]]
[[A presenter gestures at a hovering model of our planet.]]
Presenter: IF the earth were the size of a basketball,
[[Presenter gestures at hovering model of earth's moon.]]
Presenter: The moon would be--
[[Blackhat enters]]
Blackhat: Hey, cool!
[[Blackhat begins touching the earth]]
Presenter: Um.
[[A massive tsunami hundreds of feet tall dwarfs a coastal city. Screams are heard.]]
The earth's inhabitants: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[[Second row.]]
[[Presenter gestures at a hovering model of our planet.]]
Presenter: Let's try that again. If the earth were the size of a basketball,
[[Presenter gestures at hovering model of earth's moon.]]
Presenter: The moon would be--
[[Lady enters, carrying squirt bottle]]
[[Lady squirts earth model with water.]]
[[The earth is completely covered in water, and very wet. The lady leaves.]]
[[Third row]]
[[Presenter gestures at a hovering model of our planet.]]
Presenter: If the earth were the size of a basketball,
[[Presenter gestures at hovering model of earth's moon.]]
Presenter: The moon would...
[[A cat enters]]
[[The cat leaps towards the earth]]
[[The cat rolls away with the earth, purring]]
[[Fourth row]]
[[Presenter gestures at a hovering model of our planet.]]
Presenter: If the earth were the size of a basketball,
[[Presenter gestures at hovering model of earth's moon.]]
Presenter: The moon would, uh...
[[A basketball player enters]]
[[The player grabs the earth model]]
[[The player leaps towards a basketball hoop, clearly intending to dunk the earth.]]
{{Title text: How many points do you get for dunking every basketball in existence at once?}}