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[[BERET GUY stands in a doorway into a dark room, silhouetted against the light]]
Beret: I came here to chew bubblegum and make friends!
[[Now in a well lit space, BERET GUY stands silently, facing two figures.]]
[[BERET GUY stretches out a hand towards the figures, who completely fail to react.]]
Beret: Want some gum?
{{Title text: I came here to chew bubblegum and say no more than eighteen words ... and I'm all out of}}
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