Title: PROTIP
[[A car is surrounded by two waiting, non-plussed friends while the driver clears the car out.]]
Driver: Hang on, I just have to clear a few things out of the back.
[[The driver opens the door. There are smell lines coming out.]]
Caption: When you hear "I just have to clear a few things out of the back", You are about to see, at minimum, a decaying racoon.
{{Title text: Hang on, let me scare the live raccoon over to the same side of the dead one.}}
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