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[[Two people flying kites.]]
Person: I love kites.
Prankster: Hey, me too!
Prankster: I'll go get mine once I finish walking my dog! C'mon boy.
[[Prankster reels in kite, which is a small barking dog.]]
[[Prankster walks away with kite under arm as Person watches.]]
{{Title text: [Dog returns with the end of a string in its mouth] [Voice drifts down from the sky] Kites are fun!}}
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