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More substitutions that make reading the news more fun
Debate â Dance-off
Self driving â Uncontrollably swerving
Poll â Psychic reading
Candidate â Airbender
Drone â Dog
Vows to â Probably won't
At large â Very large
Successfully â Suddenly
Expands â Physically expands
First
second
third-degree â Friggin' awful
An unknown number â Like hundreds
Front runner â Blade runner
Global â Spherical
Years â Minutes
Minutes â Years
No indication â Lots of signs
Urged restraint by â Drunkenly egged on
Horsepower â Tons of horsemeat
{{Title text: Within a few minutes, our roads will be full of uncontrollably-swerving cars and our skies full of Amazon delivery dogs.}}
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